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Spinning a Yarn
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER A
CHAPTER A The day started as most did, with a cup of coffee. But nothing else was usual about that day. Nor that I did not drink the...
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Jan 1112 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER, CHAPTER B
CHAPTER B I hugged the backpack close to my chest and, startled by its assault on my senses, stared, goggle-eyed, at the bright,...
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Jan 819 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER C
CHAPTER C A warm afternoon breeze lashed greasy food wrappers, swirling them around my ankles, as I approached the puke yellow door frame....
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Jan 719 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER D
Chapter D A shadow slipped through the rustling, moon-light dappled leaves of a Moreton Bay Fig Tree. The shadow ceased moving as a...
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Jan 619 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER E
CHAPTER E 'So, the bitches have buggered off? And you reckon you gave nothing away, eh? Am I right?' The man's menacing eyes raked the...
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Jan 119 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER F
Chapter F Rebekah called out, 'stuff happened at the farmhouse last night, crazy, nasty stuff.' Her shoes clacked across square shiny...
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Dec 29, 202419 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER G
CHAPTER G A couple of days after Jane's outburst during our lunch of fish and chips, Anne, sleepy eyed, called out, 'I had a couple of...
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Dec 22, 202418 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER H
CHAPTER H The stench of cigarette smoke drifted over a secluded garden on the western side of Banksia late one afternoon. A place only...
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Dec 20, 202418 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER I
CHAPTER I 'Here's my uncle!' Anne exclaimed one afternoon in our house on Wentworth Avenue a couple of weeks after we left the farmhouse...
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Nov 27, 202418 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER J
CHAPTER J 'So, Chris, what's with this Pommy new chum?' Adrian Bryce asked as he folded his arms across his chest and leant back against...
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Nov 18, 202419 min read
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DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER K
CHAPTER K 'These files that you, Jane and Samantha brought back from the asylum make interesting reading,' Anne said one morning as we...
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Nov 1, 20241 min read
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DRAFT Diary Re-Cycling
Bits and pieces from other chapters I looked across at Anne as she drove us back to the farmhouse. However, I did not consider that the...
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Apr 26, 202455 min read
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DISCARDED DRAFT DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER D (1)
CHAPTER D (1) Und Pippa tanzt Und Pippa tanzt (And Pippa Dances) (1924) by Ernst Ludwig Kirchner ArtVee Public Domain I strolled across...
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Apr 20, 202421 min read
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DISCARDED DRAFT DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER E (1).
CHAPTER E (1) And lead us not into temptation (1922) by Max Pechstein WikiArts Public Domain I sat in the doorway of the Reverend’s...
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Mar 10, 202425 min read
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DICARDED DRAFT DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER F
LA COMPARAISON BY JEHAN GEORGES VIBERT ARTVEE PUBLIC DOMAIN I am writing this chapter from the same perspective as Chapter A, twelve...
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Mar 4, 202424 min read
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DISCARDED DRAFT. DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER A (REMOVED, NEEDS RENOVATION)
Chapter A Removed. Did not fit the current arc of the narrative. The narrative now starts with Chapter B.
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Mar 1, 20241 min read
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DISCARDED DRAFT DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER: CHAPTER G (DRAFT)
CHAPTER G (DRAFT) What Happened Before The First Guy Fawkes Night after The Reverend Sadistic Bastard's Funeral Bathed in an insipid dawn...
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Dec 22, 202225 min read
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DISCARDED DRAFT DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER H (DRAFT)
DRAFT MEN TELLING LIES ------ THE SEARCH FOR SISTER TAMAR In a conflicted mood, I strode along the southern boundary of the Reverend's...
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Dec 15, 202219 min read
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DISCARDED DRAFT DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER H (DRAFT)
DRAFT DRAFT As I sipped the coffee, I pondered the warped sense of humanity that faith-based schooling I and my siblings sat through as...
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Dec 13, 20228 min read
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(DISCARDED DRAFT) DIARY OF A COFFIN DODGER CHAPTER G
DRAFT DRAFT Several days after being turfed out of the coffee shop, I visited a Drop-in centre a few doors down from the charity shop,...
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Dec 12, 20225 min read
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